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    Default New Mental Condition

    I have recently determined that I am afflicted with a mental condition which I have named "Political Torrets Syndrome." It seems that whenever I watch the news or read stuff online, I spontaneoulsy, and for no apparent reason stark yelling out curse words followed by the name of a liberal politician.

    I have attended several TEA parties looking for a cure, but it looks like I am not the only one afflicted. It's good to know that I am not the only one with PTS.
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    Hmm.... Take one of these (Hands over a pill) Drink some water and see me in the morning.
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    It is nice to know there are others with the same mental condition....it makes the world a better place to be.

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    PTS! I didn't know it had a name but it's good to know that you are not alone in this world. I had tripled my blood pressure meds but it did little good. I tried two stiff shots before news time. That didn't help. I went to four shots. The news just got worse. I couldn't find a pill for it so I just stopped watching the news. I'm cured! I actually smiled at someone the other day. When I hear someone discussing current events, I get out my silver whistle, blow on it repeatedly while plugging my ears and dancing around in a circle. Works every time. By the time I fall over from dizziness, no one is discussing the news. Ignorance may not be bliss but it's better than the alternative!
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    I have a similar condition. It's not Political Torrets Syndrome...it's Political Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. When I hear a friend, colleague, acquaintance, or pretty much anyone near me make a liberal or socialist remark, I feel like America will crumble if I don't walk over and immediately start countering their belief...luckily, there's help...

    "POCD can be very difficult to live with. If not properly regulated and prepared for, it can destroy families and friendships, and make you look like an idiot.

    BUT now there's a way to fix that. It's called "LOGIC", and along with the proper training and preparation, it can help POCD sufferers to make the sayers of liberal remarks to realize the pain and suffering that their views are causing. Just take 2 seconds to apply "LOGIC" to any statement that you hear, and in minutes you'll have it's sayer going "umm... uh... well... I guess you're right..."

    Logic is not for everyone. The attempt to use "LOGIC" on some liberals will result in their exclamations of even wilder illogical and irrational statements, followed by a quick escape since they know that they can't actually defend their view, a second dose of "LOGIC" will make them look like total idiots, and they want to pretend like they just won the argument so that they don't break into tears. Side effects of logic are increased intelligence, increased personal safety, decreased unjust debt to society, and increased ability to sleep at night.

    Talk to your local politician about..."LOGIC"!"
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    As a recovering PTS cripple I credit my partial recovery to Tea Parties. This forum is a voice of reason, but we preach to the converted. The Tea Parties taught me that there are millions out there.

    Further, since I get "free" health care now, I want to a shrink about this, who advised that cursing the TV is bad, more troublesome is pulling a gun on the TV. Extreme PTS cases murder the TV.

    But I had hints......Rush, Glenn, Sean. Mark, Ann, Michelle and Laura rumble on, as Air America folds. Continued, non-stop strings of conservative books hitting the top of the charts, while Barbra Boxer's book never got higher than 129th. Ha! were talking vanity press numbers here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texengineer View Post
    I have a similar condition. It's not Political Torrets Syndrome...it's Political Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. When I hear a friend, colleague, acquaintance, or pretty much anyone near me make a liberal or socialist remark, I feel like America will crumble if I don't walk over and immediately start countering their belief...luckily, there's help...
    I THINK NANCY PELOSI IS HOT AND SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF THE WHOLE WORLD!!

    Now I can go to work and giggle about all the whistle blowing and funky chicken dancing on the forum, While I am at work... that just made my day
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    Thank you, Thank you Thank you! I now know what I am afflicted with!

    Bebo....once again, you ain't right dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rossi View Post

    A long way to go yet, but we survived Roosevelt, and we'll survive b.o.

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    I think it's called "insect-a-side" or something like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bebo View Post
    I THINK NANCY PELOSI IS HOT AND SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF THE WHOLE WORLD!!

    Now I can go to work and giggle about all the whistle blowing and funky chicken dancing on the forum, While I am at work... that just made my day
    See folks, at some point the drugs and hard living will catch up to you...

    they just caught up to Bebo...

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